The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
If she makes you a CD, she wants to C the D.
there are young kids out there trying to find porn on youtube
But mom how am I suppose to buy drugs with a gift card
do you ever just realize how bad your voice sounds