wakey wakey eggs and bakey
but I’m a vegan
wakey wakey vegetables
we need to talk about shrek more
i hope all of this is a dream i’m having at the age of 7
i need 7 billion arms so i can punch everyone at once
So you want to punch all the babies, sick, elderly and coma patients? I see.
actually 2 billion of those punches were for you
My pug knows how to dress with both style and comfort in mind.
i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs